readmor:

if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything 

livinginadeviltown:

HAH MY LIFE.
femeral:

within-absentia:

gconns:

me

Oh god

My lips hurt real bad
  • doctor: are you sexually active?
  • me: ha
  • me: hahahaha
  • me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • me: hahaha
  • me: haaa....
  • me: whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • me: no, no i am not.
HAHAHAAHAHA OH DEAR GOD
  • me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
wildflowe-r:

Omg I would love this